(Source: tokyopopgirl, via dietchola)
sirpastydick:
idk about u but im feeling 22 pounds overweight
(via penissauce)
framesjanco:
a haiku i am so hornyi am so so so hornyi am so horny
a haiku
i am so hornyi am so so so hornyi am so horny
(via laughcentre)
psyducker:
*standing at the wedding alter* spouse: i do me: same
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
me: same
(via pizza)
